Aquay.

NO YES NOOOO

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:17:04 -0700

NO YES NOOOO

misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:04:08 -0700

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

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Mon, 13 May 2013 21:47:22 -0700

HE MEANS FUCKED, Y’ALL.

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:43:00 -0700

HE MEANS FUCKED, Y’ALL.

recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:09:10 -0700

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.”

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

did u delete yr twitter :(

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:52:00 -0700

No! I just changed my handle to hopefully not have the rest of my family find me. The way I prefer it.

https://twitter.com/ahhreeahnah

jinnkuthekryptonianjedi: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:43:16 -0700

jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

sheerdegenerate: Concerning Hobbits | Composer: Howard Shore

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:35:44 -0700

sheerdegenerate:

Concerning Hobbits | Composer: Howard Shore

thedailywhat: Meanwhile in London of the Day: Bluth’s Banana...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:11:16 -0700

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile in London of the Day: Bluth’s Banana Stand is Going On Tour

To promote the upcoming season premiere of Arrested Development on May 26th, Netflix has launched a pop-up shop tour of Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand, which will serve up real frozen bananas and photo ops with cast members in various locations across Great Britain and the United States, starting with London (as seen in the picture) this week and a few more pit stops in New York and Los Angeles in the following week. Is there any money in it? Perhaps you should find out!

chloettamae:

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:00:57 -0700

chloettamae:

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Tue, 07 May 2013 16:52:00 -0700

"I have no clue. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care."

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:16:48 -0700

“I have no clue. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care.”

- Amanda Bynes on why people think she’s insane (via krakenkhaleesi)

theyaretoremindme: beefranck: poesiegrenadine: Interview with...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:11:46 -0700

theyaretoremindme:

beefranck:

poesiegrenadine:

Interview with Lindsay Joy on her “Anxiety Series”

This series is one of my very favorite things. <3

anxiety embroidery

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:41:59 -0700

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Things you do not have to feel guilty about

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:39:39 -0700

becky-fitness:

Saying no sometimes

Wanting to be alone sometimes

Saying no to sex

Saying yes to sex

Not being sure about your life career

Deciding to study instead of going out

Getting rid of the toxic people in your life

Ending a relationship that is hurting you

Not liking the things everyone else likes

miguu: if someone does not want me it is not the end of the world but if i do not want me the...

Wed, 01 May 2013 00:37:20 -0700

miguu:

if someone
does not want me
it is not the end of the world
but
if i do not want me
the world is nothing but endings.

tyleroakley: Obligatory.

Wed, 01 May 2013 00:34:25 -0700

tyleroakley:

Obligatory.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:48:33 -0700

These next 3 weeks, mostly.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:33:56 -0700

These next 3 weeks, mostly.

Highlights of today include:

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:48:01 -0700

Swimming 40 laps while still possibly drunk
Feeling like I took copious amounts of amphetamines for a very long amount of time
Getting called “thirsty” by a boy who invited himself over to my place earlier this week
Not being able to stream Parks & Rec