Aquay.

For a Texan, going to a Whataburger is not just a meal: it’s an experience. Whataburger is the Mecca for underage gatherings of any proportion or occasion: post-football games celebrations; pre-prom parties; dates with your track coach. It’s the unifier between rivals. Calories do not exist there, mostly because you never remember consuming them.

—Alex Watt, “The Truth About Food Addiction” (incidentally a really great article that hits binge-eating in response to college right on the head).