misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” And thus, god...
Anonymous asked: did u delete yr twitter :(
jinnkuthekryptonianjedi: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
I have no clue. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth,...– Amanda Bynes on why people think she’s insane (via krakenkhaleesi)
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
becky-fitness: Saying no sometimes Wanting to be alone sometimes Saying no to sex Saying yes to sex Not being sure about your life career Deciding to study instead of going out Getting rid of the toxic people in your life Ending a relationship that is hurting you Not liking the things everyone else likes
miguu: if someone does not want me it is not the end of the world but if i do not want me the world is nothing but endings.
Highlights of today include:
Swimming 40 laps while still possibly drunk Feeling like I took copious amounts of amphetamines for a very long amount of time Getting called “thirsty” by a boy who invited himself over to my place earlier this week Not being able to stream Parks & Rec
I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you are a child playing...– Clementine von Radics (via sluteverrr-mom)
It’s weird how sometimes a piece of bread can taste like beer on someone else’s lips.
starfallen: in texas we don’t say “I love you” we say “horses horses tumbleweeds schlitterbahn keEP AUSTIN WEIRd REMEMBER THE ALAMO” which roughly translates to “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.” I think that’s really beautiful. just get the **** out of my town
To work outside of academia, even temporarily, signals you are not “serious” or...– Today’s Depressing and True Article About the Implosion of the Academy, from Al-Jazeera. (via thejennissneakier)
At the same time, you have to find the right distance between people. Too close,...– Hanif Kureishi, Intimacy (via 33113)
THE MORE I EDIT →
bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah
The thing about one-night-stands is it’s hard to stay a one-night-stand if you text me the next day. Huh :/
What is my responsibility to my roots — both white and brown, Spanish speaking...– ~La Güera, Cherríe Moraga from This Bridge Called My Back. (via abedsarecool)
islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad. how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body