NO YES NOOOO
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“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
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HE MEANS FUCKED, Y’ALL.
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
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Anonymous asked: did u delete yr twitter :(
No! I just changed my handle to hopefully not have the rest of my family find me. The way I prefer it.
I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
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The Lord Of The Rings (Howard Shore)
—Concerning Hobbits
Concerning Hobbits | Composer: Howard Shore
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Meanwhile in London of the Day: Bluth’s Banana Stand is Going On Tour
To promote the upcoming season premiere of Arrested Development on May 26th, Netflix has launched a pop-up shop tour of Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand, which will serve up real frozen bananas and photo ops with cast members in various locations across Great Britain and the United States, starting with London (as seen in the picture) this week and a few more pit stops in New York and Los Angeles in the following week. Is there any money in it? Perhaps you should find out!
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I have no clue. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care.
—Amanda Bynes on why people think she’s insane (via krakenkhaleesi)
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This series is one of my very favorite things. <3
anxiety embroidery
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Things you do not have to feel guilty about
- Saying no sometimes
- Wanting to be alone sometimes
- Saying no to sex
- Saying yes to sex
- Not being sure about your life career
- Deciding to study instead of going out
- Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
- Ending a relationship that is hurting you
- Not liking the things everyone else likes
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